The authoress is a typical LIBERAL FEMALE who spends way too much time on her back having PREMARITAL SEX(!!!) with lots of men and useing her filth mouth to, among other things, say FOUR LETTER WORDS. Also she obviously HATES MEN, because she MAKES FUN of us, all through the sordid book. No where does she mention JESUS or GOD except in VAIN. This is typical of LIBERALS, who all would rather have SEX or go to Hollywood movies or make GOSSIP or have GAY MARRIAGES than think about serious matters like GODS LOVE for his CRETION or REDEMPTION or FORGIVENESS or GOING TO CHURCH!!!! Since LIBERALS dont spend any time PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS!!! or for the STRENGTH to change their WRONG MINDS, NO FORGIVENESS (The Electric Chair) will be possible for them. This book and all other LIBERAL BOOKS should not be allowed to be published or sold on AMERICAN (!!!) SOIL, becouse they SOILS our GREAT NATION!

I never received this iteam, and there was no where I could find to help track it down, get a refund, or anything. So I am pretty upset about this entire transaction.

What a funny and honest book about being a single woman in the year 2006!! Where is it written we have to be virgins until marriage. Why is it so wrong to do what men have been doing since the start of time?

After a decade of trying to tolerate slobs like Rosie O’Donnell & Rosanne Barr and dykes like Ellen DeGeneres & Sandra Bernhard; its refreshing to finally see a female comic/actress that is not only straight, but hot as well.

Chelsea is not just one of the funniest women I have ever seen, but she is also great to look at. With an ass that you can bounce a quarter off of, breasts that look like two ripe melons, and probably a wonderful muffin to match, she is the best thing to come out of Hollywood in a long time.

The book is great, I laughed all the way through it. Reading My Horizontal Life and picturing Chelsea got part of me going vertical. Everyone I have showed this book to has thanked me over and over again…. It’s nice to know that there is a woman out there that is willing to hit it and quit it, and then write about it.

I love Chelsea, my best friend and I could spend all day watching any of her shows. When I noticed My Horizontal Life… at Borders Bookstore, I immediately snatched it up, claimed a chair, and found myself spending 2 hours in Borders reading this HILARIOUS book. I made a complete fool of myself laughing out loud at Chelseas’ antics and recollections of the unbelievable situations she’s been in. Get this book, it will keep you laughing even weeks after you’ve completed the novel.

Well done Handler!